axlr8or's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rectal Computer]

Chris, Chris, Chrisssssss........... Thank you for today's brain damage.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

its what im here for

[Captain Planet Rampage]

Chris, I've always hated Captain Planet....

Until now. Who knew it would end this good. You know, if you keep it up, perhaps someday, just someday, when people go all retro n shit; one guy will say, "Remember Captain Planet?", and another will answer, "I sure do. Why did he eat birds?". I'll answer them both with, "Because the birds don't talk back, not like that two bit whore." And then I'll pour some alcohol onto my crotch.

Thanks!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

and then you'll have some explaining to do.

[Circuit Skirmish 2]

I loved your last one, also....

Good stuff! Really.

If you like command line so much, ditch the DOS and hit some Linux based OS. Much more fun.

Keep thinking robot!

Falconer02 responds:

About Linux...strangely a friend of mine said the same thing...

[Animals]

Artistic, yeah.. Covers aspects of Christianity

Some images are vague, but presumably he loses his wife and child. At the age of 56, he commits suicide. He has arrived in perdition, where he learns that by legalism he didn't make it to heaven. But he is saved by grace, which almost all those that enger heaven are.

AtmosGames responds:

good job. you got it. :)

[DD : Advance]

I don't remember much about double dragon

Except playing it on my Commodore 64. I had lots of laughs beating people with baseball bats and whips.

I just don't remember it this way. Maybe different on other computer.

rebaz responds:

this is on the Gameboy Advance
well...if you havent played other versions download emu's and stuff, and play the ness,and the snes versions =D

[sheepfleece]

overall, a great attempt

and, as drunk as i am, that was riduculously awesome. and, ti the 3d was great

That must have been a lot of work... So, i can say, it was good clean humour. And, a lt of work, so the score... yeawh.

zipahead responds:

yeah belly up to the bar..and pour me another one too

[-MASS-]

Its a start

Touches on some issues dealing with creativity. I think you touched on a dicey topic, but you forgot to mention something. Art is about expression. Everyone expresses themselves differently. Good artists, excellent artists, really don't care much for the opinions of others. They do some, yes, but its not important when your studying and trying to externalise ideas/feelings. I make my own music, I really don't care if anyone else likes it. I do. The two fellows in your animation would have been a lot better off if they were expressing themselves for introspection rather than making a few extra bucks. Besides, being considered a good artist by the public has much more to do with popularity.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

thats why they got killed, dude :/

[Scorched Earth: The Movie]

O man

I've never taken drugs, but the first time that guy rows his boat down from the moon, I thought, "MAN that would be even COOLER if I was tripping".

TmsT responds:

Heh. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh. Heh heh. HehehehehehehehmmmhmhmehehehheHAHAHAHAHA heh.

How do you think I came up with that idea? ;)

[The Morgue]

Dude, that was great, simply awesome

That was unreal freaky. Love the Vj'ing and sound clipping you did. Awesome, but I gottuh go 2 bed.

Luv u wit mouth, LOL, k thnx bye.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

RELINQUISH YOUR SECRET!

*love that cartoon*