axlr8or's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss.Dynamite XVII]

No way man, this was fanTASTIC...

Only to well put!!! This is right up there with that gay dating sim with Great Teacher Onisuka. TO FUNNY. To many pervs and porn on the Internet. I guess if we wanna make fun of people, lets stop driving the fat kids to shooting up their schools and start trying to put a stop to illegitimate children :D

[Space Monkay 5]

Quickie...

This flash on all merits would have been less than average had it not been for the 'shouldn't have had the chili' bit.

That had me laughing for about 2 minutes. Damn that was funny.

[counting bodies/neocon]

OMG, I just had to review this.....

I gave it a ten, because, amidst all this political turmoil (a lot to do with Jeff Weise no doubt) its so damn funny to watch the helplessly mind programmed political 'chumps' produce something like this. Dem, Rep, and practicaly any other party for that matter. There was an item that demands clarification. What country did Bush nuke? Ours? It got confusing.

Based on the merits of graphics, it looks pretty good. I liked the colors, the animation was pretty smooth, and whoah, the giant robotic elephant was prit E darn nift E. Style, eh, its politicaly motivated, so it has very little style. Sound? I thought the music was pretty kewl and clear.

Violence? Its so damn ironic. How come the blues pick up rifles? I thought no civilian blues were supposed to use them. But thats OK. I mean, hey, its all a matter of opinion about whats wrong and right eh? So, when your wrong but believe your right, its OK to go that last ditch effort and start killing people. In that case, maybe the blues in this flash should hop in bed with the Al Queda!

I'm sorry, but the political state of this country is so insipid and predictable, it really is funny. I've already spent to much time reviewing this in addition to the length of the actual movie. Its just gone you know.

As it is kid, for your age, this is a pretty insightful flash. You got one big part of it right. What you haven't gotten is that both sides want your mind. They'll do just about anything to get it and to convince you that what they want is in everyone's best interest. Best thing to do is ride the fence and vote for the lesser evil. Maybe someday things will change.

["Target Practice"]

Ask me how I could score it?....

By merit, obviously the kid did pretty good eh? Frame by Frame? On his first attempt?

What I have to say about this kid is this. I DO remember what is was like to be young. I remeber how bad it was. Particulary when I was always made fun of, just as this kid was. I heard of other kids doing things like this, but rarely did it cross my mind.

This kid was wired different. Before you think you know where I am going with this, let me tell you that being wired different isn't a bad thing. The stout hearted take action. Its clear that they hold their ideals with more respect and care than we. NORMAL society spends it life pushing mediacracy at the expense of the extraordinary. NORMAL kids make clics and in/out groups. I despised, almost hated preps, as their focus was so on themselves and how their parents tried to set the kids up for success. That coupled with the shitty family life that he had, what could you expect. Top it off with all the violence that you see everywhere. The conflict that makes all the money in the media. Crappy low life people like those on Survivor who get fame and admonishment for being scum. Card games based on Anime characters who are relentlessly at battle with themselves and others. Conflict at every level is on the order today. And the Internet!! My love/self destructor! Where else can you lie like your a bigshot and everyone with a snag of ethics is forced to believe you until proven otherwise? No wonder so many phucks phester here.

Media, not being itself responsible for this, is glimmering proof of what we hold dear. I mean, shit people. Do you realize, fighting over differences is one thing. Undermining, discrediting, devalueing, reducing, ruining another person's self esteem is quite another. Talk about depressing.

Its about time we all begin learning how to respect other people's differences and opinions as our own. Its the only way we will ever be brought together in peace. This needs to be ingrained in our kids.

Frankly, this is how I try to live, and it seems to work. The only person I have a problem with is myself and that is the key to progress.

I'm sorry this review/opinion is so chaotic. I'm really at a loss of words over this. I pray some healing on the families at both ends, and definately pray for these kids,,, Including Jeff Weise

[Tinman]

Well put together external view of reality.

Very insightful. Loved the music. Underworld is great. Robot looked great, teh antenna visual really gave the flash a different feeling! The motion tweens between body components looked great. Colors, fonts, lighting. All great. Good job!

BlackmarketKraig responds:

Underworld is great!
Thanks so much!
<3

[Papalote++]

I love this guys stuff....

And he's one of a couple artists that have me coming back to newgrounds again and again and again.......

Vinnie, you rule. I still go watch hoy te amo++ just to make me feel good. You rock.

Definately a guy who succesfully and succesively makes animations that are more than the sum of their parts.

[Tail Chasers]

Was pretty good....

And I used to love anthropomorphics... Then that whole wave of freakiness started about it. Damn, wish I had been the only one.

Furries? They scary.

But your animation is still really kewl, well put 2gether even though someone else is using the same song.

Still, good job.

[There she is!! step 2]

I agree a lot with the last writer.......

But there is much more to this type of flash. It so obviously has TONS of character in it, which is an item that is disappearing in today's culture. Great animation, very smooth. Definately his own style. You don't need to know any of the words of the song to understand the big picture in this flash.

I don't give out tens often, he definately deserves it. Good job

[Roof Tiling]

I'm still watching it, trying to figure it out

Something to do with, multiple personalities maybe?

Anyways, yeah, DF's stuff is always captive, and thought provoking. I like the penciled paper look, and the set is very fitting for the mood.

Good job.

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

Whatever, that was funny....

Personaly, I h8ed fast and furious. And this definately goes to town on 'spoilers'. Graphics not great, but when the dude tries to read 333 3333 and says, "How am i supposed 2 read that" I busted up. He had a good voice 2.

I like ricers, actually, its just to bad the movies have ruined them already.